i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight
i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight
Emmy Nominated Comedian, John Mulaney
is he okay?
hello darkness my old friend
Goodbye i told siri to remind me that a woman named debb is coming to drop off a camera tomorrow and this is what she thought i said
‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
‘who cares we’re mad cute’
I’m ready to go
Omg
lol men can’t handle rejection at all this is so embarrassing for him
I shouldn’t have read this the second hand embarrassment is making me nauseous
Oh my God… the sheer entitlement of this guy. yikes. And then they say girls are clingy
If I got a dolllar every time anyone over the age of 40 says our generation sucks, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined